VULKAN BROS. PRESENT, IN HISTORIC PARTNERSHIP WITH MESSRS. MASKELEYNE & CHARPENTIER, LTD., UNITED SOLVENTS, AND UNIVERSAL RECLAMATION UNDERWRITERS,
A MOMENTOUS FAMILY FUN EXPERIENCE THAT WILL SPOIL YOU FOR ALL OTHER AGENCY-APPROVED RECLAMATION PARKS!
THE VULKAN BROS. INDUSTRIAL HERITAGE PLEASUREWERKS!
NOW INCORPORATING THE COMPLETE CONTIGUOUS HOLDINGS OF VULKAN BROS. GALVANIZED MANUFACTURING, MASKELEYNE & CHARPENTIER, LTD’S SALVAGE AND AMUSEMENT WORKS, UNITED SOLVENTS INDUSTRIAL RESEARCH PARK, AND UNIVERSAL RECLAMATION UNDERWRITERS!!!
FEATURING:
THE FERROUS WHEEL!!! OUTSTRIPS ALL EXPECTATIONS! GUARANTEED!!
THE ASTONISHING PLUNGEE!!! ADVENTURES IN ELASTICITY AND RECOIL!
THE STIRRING VAT!!!! PONDER THE BAFFLING RIDDLE OF THE RIVETS, AND THE UNEXPECTED WITTICISMS OF THE CAUSTIC SPHINX! ENJOY MULTIPLE SOLUTIONS!
THE PRECIPITOUS PRECIPITATE!!! HOW LONG CAN YOU ENDURE IT?
THE PERPETUAL PENDULUM!!! NATURE’S STRICTURES–AT FIRST-HAND!!!
THE HIGH-VOLUME CENTRIFUGE!!! THE NAME DOES NOT EVEN BEGIN TO SAY IT ALL!
QUENCH YOUR CURIOSITIES! MIRACLES OF THE AGE EXPLAINED AND ENDLESS PLEASURES STRICTLY UNALLOYED!
SURPRISINGLY SAFE PATENTED FLANKING-RAIL PASSENGER TRANSPORT!!! STUNNING VIEWS WITH A TWIST!
UNRESTRICTED AREAS MEET AND EVEN SURPASS ALL REGULATORY STANDARDS! (RESTRICTED ZONES NOW LESS ACCESSIBLE THAN EVER!)
UNPRECEDENTED CLASS C-11 SEMI-PERMEABLE ATTIRE REQUIREMENT!!! SPORT AND COMPORT YOURSELF IN COMPARATIVE COMFORT UNKNOWN AT OTHER AMUSEMENT WORKS!!!
MINIMAL WAIVERS! BRING YOUR OWN STANDARD RELEASES AND SAVE 11% ON FAMILY ADMISSION!
EASY ACCESS TO VULKAN BROS. GALVANIZED MFG. RESORT INN, A MERE 14.2 KM ALONG THE VULKAN PARKWAY. OFFERING THE SAME SAFE, SANITARY STYLE OF DINING YOU HAVE COME TO EXPECT OF VULKAN BROS. WORLD-WIDE.
THE VULKAN BROS. INDUSTRIAL HERITAGE PLEASUREWERKS
WHERE MEMORIES ARE REFINED, DREAMS ARE FORGED, AND FAMILY BONDS* RENDERED INSOLUBLE!
*Children under the age of 8 will not be allowed into the Inspirational Tribute to the Pioneers of Broadband Human Assay Conformance in the Hall of Teratological Wonders!