Thanks to Nicolas Huck (whose website is here), Not So Few Monstrosities now has its own supercool header.  Nicolas is a Facebook acquaintance who thought my previous default WordPress header was quite pathetic, and took it upon himself to remedy the situation.  Jeremiah Tolbert then helped me load the image on the page.  Thank you, friends.  And everyone else should visit their sites, which are over there in my Links section.